Okay so my mom and dad and I were joking with le me messing around and was gonna put a garbage bag over my head when she lightly punched my stomach.
Me: AHHH CHILD ABUSE!!! SHE PUNCHED ME!
Mom: Ughhh lol
Mom: not only that but, you could say I tried to kill up.
Me: yeah! She was trying to kill me by suffocating me! But it wouldn't work anyway because I'm like a cockroach. You can't kill me~!
Mom: So you survived the bombing in Nagasaki (?) then.
Me: it also helps I'm made of Nokia phones. *le laugh*